Get in Touch

You want to contact me? uh. Putting my e-mail address just… out there into the world seems a little… like I’m going to get scraped by bots and spammed, a lot. And I think my website’s setup isn’t great for doing forms, so, uh…

Okay, your best option is to yell at me on BlueSky.

Your next best option is to solve the following puzzle to acquire one of my e-mail addresses which can take me quite a bit of time to respond to, but I do get it:

My first name (which is Malcolm) + an at sign (the cinnamon roll of communication, usually shift-2 or shift-‘ depending on keyboard layout) + the domain for my website which is my full name (which is